if i owned a house with an in-ground pool
i would drain the pool
and sit in the bottom.
then i would sell the house on Craigslist
and buy 200,000 Taco Bell mini chicken
and eat them all in the bottom of the pool
until my stomach exploded.
i would invite skaters to come skateboard
on my broken ribs and liver
they could make a documentary about
as it developed in my body.
i slept for two days
reading about the German Empire
i fucking love fast food
i am a chubby human with a large ass
i go on Amazon.com
i want to buy every jersey from the 2004 Detroit Pistons team
i put a $3000 synthesizer in my “cart” and then turn off my computer
i am obsessed with eating fast food
if you text me i won’t respond
we should play tennis tomorrow.
when i was a baby i would shit and vomit in public
most of my adult problems consist of:
"not being able to shit, vomit and cry in public without social and professional consequences"
there was a giant mantis hanging on my doorknob today
in the morning i looked at it and said with a sigh:
"oh you, you fucking mantis"
i want to start a Fleetwood Mac cover band consisting of me and several other large insects
today i want to drop out of school
in a dream i saw a prophecy
i was in bed/ listening to a Boy George interview on my Iphone
i fell asleep
everything was dark
there was no sky or earth
no time was passing
i had no hands or eyes or feet
something touched the hair on my face and i heard a voice
i woke up because of a garbage truck
someone posted a picture of a two egg omelet on Facebook.