Zorko!

Writing, things

Eeeeeek

if i owned a house with an in-ground pool

i would drain the pool

and sit in the bottom.

then i would sell the house on Craigslist

and buy 200,000 Taco Bell mini chicken

Quesadillas

and eat them all in the bottom of the pool

until my stomach exploded.

i would invite skaters to come skateboard

on my broken ribs and liver

and intestines

they could make a documentary about

"skater culture"

as it developed in my body.

My dude

My dude

2 poems

altlitpress:

Grrr

I am working on my brand like a farmer works a field of potatoes.

My brand is like a snow globe that requires infinite shaking.

If u love me u have to love my brand too.

When I go to heaven I want the job that involves herding unicorns.

In my kitchen there are never any knives, there…

Oh yep

zorknogg:

Live tweeting my father’s Walking Dead commentary (a selection)

Sorry but this is still my favorite thing

“When horses die, they sigh
When grasses die, they shrivel
When suns die, they flare and expire
When people die, they sing songs”

—   Velimir Khlebnikov

http://ask.fm/Zorknogg

yep

Oh damn

5 hours have gone by

Today I didn’t shower I just vigorously brushed my teeth and flossed my gums until they bled.

I feel like pouring a beer on my face and staying in bed

I forgot my headphones so I had to hum Sade songs instead of listening to Sade sing them. Not the same.

Today I read something written by a “learned monk”

I want to be a “learned monk”

Oh damn

5 hours have gone by

Today I didn’t shower I just vigorously brushed my teeth and flossed my gums until they bled.

I feel like pouring a beer on my face and staying in bed

I forgot my headphones so I had to hum Sade songs instead of listening to Sade sing them. Not the same.

Today I read something written by a “learned monk”

I want to be a “learned monk”

Late night reading about the bankrupt culture of the decadent West. Tsk tsk

Late night reading about the bankrupt culture of the decadent West. Tsk tsk

it is the weekend

i slept for two days 

reading about the German Empire

i fucking love fast food

i am a chubby human with a large ass

i go on Amazon.com

i want to buy every jersey from the 2004 Detroit Pistons team

i put a $3000 synthesizer in my “cart” and then turn off my computer

i am obsessed with eating fast food

if you text me i won’t respond

we should play tennis tomorrow.

Sweater by Salvation Army southern Indiana
hobartpulp:

Pistol Pete Maravich ON WRITING

http://www.electriccereal.com/pete-maravich/
Pete Maravich was the man. His first game playing on the LSU team for his dad he took 50 shots. http://www.electriccereal.com/pete-maravich/

hobartpulp:

Pistol Pete Maravich ON WRITING

http://www.electriccereal.com/pete-maravich/

Pete Maravich was the man. His first game playing on the LSU team for his dad he took 50 shots. http://www.electriccereal.com/pete-maravich/

(Source: nbacooldudes)

welllllp

when i was a baby i would shit and vomit in public

most of my adult problems consist of:

"not being able to shit, vomit and cry in public without social and professional consequences"

there was a  giant mantis hanging on my doorknob today

in the morning i looked at it and said with a sigh:

"oh you, you fucking mantis"

i want to start a Fleetwood Mac cover band consisting of me and several other large insects

today i want to drop out of school

Blurb

in a dream i saw a prophecy 

i was in bed/ listening to a Boy George interview on my Iphone

i fell asleep

everything was dark

there was no sky or earth

no time was passing

i had no hands or eyes or feet

something touched the hair on my face and i heard a voice

i woke up because of a garbage truck

someone posted a picture of a two egg omelet on Facebook.

Fake tinder accounts! Joy

All violence is offensive to me.

(Source: organizedpiles)