if i owned a house with an in-ground pool
i would drain the pool
and sit in the bottom.
then i would sell the house on Craigslist
and buy 200,000 Taco Bell mini chicken
and eat them all in the bottom of the pool
until my stomach exploded.
i would invite skaters to come skateboard
on my broken ribs and liver
they could make a documentary about
as it developed in my body.
i slept for two days
reading about the German Empire
i fucking love fast food
i am a chubby human with a large ass
i go on Amazon.com
i want to buy every jersey from the 2004 Detroit Pistons team
i put a $3000 synthesizer in my “cart” and then turn off my computer
i am obsessed with eating fast food
if you text me i won’t respond
we should play tennis tomorrow.